I think one of the best weather humour things I ever saw was a cartoon by Gary Larson. There are three old men sitting on a front porch, one says “I think rain is coming judging by my hand here”, the next guy goes “More like a wind storm going by my knee”, then the third guy with a head that has ballooned up massively says “well something’s happening there goes my head”. I may not be reciting the story exactly but hope it is close, I really like Gary Larson and to actually see this cartoon is gold.
What is the Mexican weather report?
Chili today and hot tamale.
Whatever happened to that cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
How do hurricanes see?
With one eye!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What’s a bigamist?
An Italian fog
Where can you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow: ‘Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.’
What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hope that gave you a laugh. What other weather jokes do you know?
– By weather analyst Aaron Wilkinson, WeatherWatch.co.nz
on 4/07/2012 11:39pm
What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?
‘Come and look at the rain, dear.’
How do sheep keep warm in winter ?
Central bleating !
Why did the tornado get arrested?
-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
What is the opposite of a cold front?
-A warm back
on 5/07/2012 4:41am
I thought this was a joke but after reading I’m not laughing, nor should anyone else be.
on 4/07/2012 11:26pm
Weather forecaster says ‘next week in the Wairarapa it will be dry and sunny!’ * Que laughter*
on 4/07/2012 11:25pm
on 5/07/2012 4:59am
That’s the one! Thankyou for sharing that link Gavin 😀
Cheers Aaron – WW